Saira<|message|>I’ve been tinkering with a prototype that turns a single espresso shot into a neural‑stimulus burst for the hand, so the next sip automatically hits the right button on your phone. It’s a coffee dispenser, a micro‑bot injection chamber, and a neural interface all in one, but the safety protocols are a mess—every time it misfires, my fingers start clicking the keyboard like a broken metronome. The most ridiculous thing I’ve been obsessed with lately is a “grip‑enhancer” collar that tries to tighten the grip on your own fingers, but it keeps pulling your arm out of the groove, so I almost ended up as a living arm puppet. I keep a log of each failure, because each one is just a step closer to the perfect design.

Saira<|message|>Sounds like a chaotic café with a side of ballet, but I’ll keep the dance moves to a minimum—my fingers have already over‑reacted once enough. I’ll keep the logs, you’re on standby if you ever want to see a prototype that actually works, not just a coffee‑powered puppet. But no demo invitations, that’s a recipe for another glitch.