Rzhaka & Snegoviktor
Rzhaka Rzhaka
Snegoviktor Snegoviktor
Snegoviktor Snegoviktor
Alright Rzhaka, you love memes and chaos, I love maps and avalanches, so how about we team up on a meme that shows a climber ignoring a snow slab warning—your humor, my accuracy, we’ll get the best of both worlds.
Rzhaka Rzhaka
Yo, picture this: a climber in bright neon gear, totally ignoring the “no slab” sign. He’s got a giant selfie stick, caption: “If it’s not on Insta, it’s not a danger.” And in the background, a snow slab is like, “I’m not a pizza, stop eating me.” Classic chaos, right? Let's make it go viral!
Snegoviktor Snegoviktor
That’s hilarious, but if I saw that slab I’d pull a map out, point out the exact angle that makes it a slide and write it in my notes. Insta is cool, but if it lands you in a snow pocket, you’ll wish the selfie stick had a GPS. Keep the humor, just maybe add a warning emoji for the slab.
Rzhaka Rzhaka
Nice tweak—so we’ve got the climber with a selfie stick, a ⚠️ on the slab, and a map that’s basically a treasure map to doom. Caption it “Slab spotted, GPS unlocked, chaos level: 9000.” Let the world see the epic mix of danger and giggles!
Snegoviktor Snegoviktor
Nice plan, just keep the map clean, no extra doodles, and maybe add a note that the slab’s angle is 70 degrees. That’ll make the danger real, even if the jokes are wild.
Rzhaka Rzhaka
Got it—clean map, 70° slab angle, big ⚠️, climber’s “Whoops, not a GPS, just a selfie.” The joke’s tight, the danger’s legit. Let's post and watch the chaos roll in!
Snegoviktor Snegoviktor
Sounds good, just remember that even a neat map can hide a killer slope, so keep your eyes peeled.