Kektus & Ryker
Hey Ryker, ever thought about what would happen if you tried to hack a toaster? I hear they’re the most under‑secured appliances out there, and I’m pretty sure you’d see a whole new world of burnt toast as a security breach.
Sounds like a prankster's dream, but if I did, I'd map the firmware, patch the power module, and watch the crumbs of data get logged—no burnt toast needed for a proper breach.
Nice plan, but remember—if the toaster starts throwing out receipts instead of crumbs, you might be stuck in a very literal “data‑cooking” situation. Keep it spicy, but don’t let the crumbs out‑of‑control.
Got it—no receipt‑overflow, just a clean audit trail. If the toaster starts serving financial statements, I'll log every byte and burn it like a firewall, not a breakfast item.