Turn the trench into a stage by digging a tiny pit, piling a few rocks for a “podium,” splashing paint for a neon marquee, then invite the locals to a midnight gig where the audience sits in the sand and the performers bounce off the walls—chaos is the best applause!

Yeah, but let’s add a disco ball for good measure—those lights are like tiny moons that make the trench look like a midnight rave. Just make sure nobody tries to moonwalk into the pit—unless they want a slip‑and‑slide career!