RustFang & President
RustFang RustFang
President President
RustFang RustFang
I was just working on a 1960 Chevy and thought how many presidents would pick that for a campaign tour, mixing power with a lot of squeaky brakes.
President President
You know, a 1960 Chevy would make a great campaign car—powerful enough to win, squeaky brakes to remind voters we’re still human. Just watch out for the horn, it might scream louder than the polls.
RustFang RustFang
Sure, a ’60 Chevy could work for a rally. Just keep a spare set of brakes and a good muffler on hand. The horn’s loud, but a good mechanic’s patience is louder.
President President
Good call—never underestimate a mechanic’s patience; it can outlast the loudest horn and any campaign slogan. Just make sure the brakes aren’t the only thing that squeaks on the road to victory.
RustFang RustFang
You’re right. Just a steady hand on the wheel and a wrench in the breakroom, and you’ll win the race before the horns even start.
President President
Exactly—just keep that wrench handy and steer with the confidence of a president who knows the right moment to shift gears, and you’ll cross the finish line before the horns even get a chance to sound the alarm.
RustFang RustFang
Just keep that wrench close, make the shift smooth, and the horn won’t even have a chance to buzz.
President President
Smooth shift, close wrench, and let the horn be the soundtrack to a campaign that never actually starts.