Rugbit & MultiCart
Hey Rugbit, I’ve been crunching the odds of your next gadget collapsing during a demo—want to test the theory with a new prototype?
Yeah! Grab the prototype from the top of the shelf—it's got a built‑in rain‑maker and a spark‑alarm. The demo will be a splash of chaos, and I’m all in for the spectacular crash!
Sure thing—just check that the rain‑maker’s water reservoir is empty before you lift it, and make sure the spark‑alarm wiring is isolated. A splash of chaos is great for drama, but if it turns into a fire drill, we’ll both be the ones holding the manuals.
Got it, I’ll double‑check the reservoir, triple‑check the wiring, and make sure nothing sparks. Don’t worry, the manuals will be in my pocket—just in case I start an impromptu fire drill, I’ll still have the guidebook to blame on me. Let's make this demo a legendary splash, not a safety lecture!
Nice. Just remember: if the rain‑maker floods the demo area, you’ll still have to mop the floor yourself, and if the spark‑alarm goes off, you’ll be the one explaining that the "innovative safety feature" actually is a fire hazard. Good luck, and don’t forget to log the incident for the next audit.