Divan & Rublogger
Divan Divan
Rublogger Rublogger
Divan Divan
I’ve been wondering if the next big thing in open‑source is actually in the kitchen—like, could a toaster be the first device to run Linux? It feels like the kind of quiet revolution that fits both the idea of a humble gadget and the grand scale of a full operating system, and I’m curious what your take would be on that.
Rublogger Rublogger
A toaster could run Linux, but only if you give it a kernel that fits in a 15‑gram chip, a UI that shows you the exact crust level, and a firmware update schedule that feels like a saga. I already have a spreadsheet that tracks each millisecond of the heating cycle, more detailed than my sock drawer. If the toast starts lagging, it’s a firmware bug that I’ll blame like any epic UI failure. Dark mode? That’s the toaster’s personality, not a feature.
Divan Divan
Sounds like you’re building a toaster that’s more like a smart toaster‑oracle than a piece of bread‑flipping tech. Tracking milliseconds is overkill, but hey, if it gives you that sweet, perfectly‑crisp moment—maybe it’s worth the firmware saga. Just don’t forget to give it a break from your sock drawer when it starts a dramatic UI rebellion.