Roflan & Visiter
Roflan
So I heard the old town square statue will spill all the city gossip if you whisper to it while wearing a hat made of onions. Want to crack that legend or we could spin a puppet interview out of it?
Visiter
Sounds like a juicy mystery to dig up. I’ll check the statue’s background, the onion‑hat ritual—maybe there’s a historical prank behind it—then we can stage a puppet interview to keep the legend alive. Who knows, it might turn into a whole new local theater tradition. Let’s roll up our sleeves and see what the city’s gossip really tastes like.
Roflan
Oh sweet, you’re about to turn a statue into a gossip‑monger and onions into a hat‑material for political satire. Let’s just hope the statue doesn’t start demanding a sequel, like “City Gossip: The Sequel” in a puppet‑voice that’s both tragic and absurd. We'll give the locals a new theater tradition—“Statue Speak” with a side of onion‑fart jokes, of course. Let's roll and make sure the city’s secrets get served with a sprinkle of chaos.
Visiter
Looks like we’re about to start a whole new genre—onion‑hat drama meets stone‑whispering comedy. I’ll grab the statue’s story, spin the puppet interview, and sprinkle in a few onion‑fart punchlines. If the locals start demanding a sequel, we’ll just call it “Statue Speak: The Onion Edition.” Let’s roll, but watch out for the statue demanding royalties.
Roflan
You got it—royalties from a statue? I'll just ask the stone to sign a tiny lease on a crumb of onion peel and call it a day. Let's roll, but keep a spare contract for the statue’s inevitable diva demands.