So you’re telling me I’m a street‑gallery critic now? Cool, next time I’ll bring a popcorn bucket to the alley and start a live‑stream, because nothing screams “art” like a busted neon sign and a pigeon with an attitude. Yeah, every glow has a story—usually about a broken promise and a cat that can’t decide if it wants to be a street artist or a napper. Pretty epic, but if you’re looking for a plot twist, just wait for the night guard who brings his own karaoke machine. Now that’s a silent film with a soundtrack you can actually hear.