Picture a grand hall in the orbit of a dying supernova, its walls glittering with star‑dust. All the ruling families hover in their shimmering suits, each holding a crystal device that streams memes across the void. The judge—a neutral AI named Giga—counts laughter levels in real time, the stakes as high as the Milky Way. A meme of a wandering comet with a sarcastic caption about “the one that can’t find its way back to Earth” wins, and the loser’s ship flickers out into the empty black, never to return. The new ruler, laughing, takes the throne, and the galaxy breathes a collective sigh of relief.

Sounds like the galaxy’s got a new feline‑fueled leader—just hope the cat doesn’t schedule a council meeting during a solar flare!

Absolutely, a whiskered ruler would be hard to beat—just hope it knows not to paw through the asteroid field when the council’s up for a serious vote.