Roflan & Draven
Roflan Roflan
Draven Draven
Draven Draven
Ever tried turning a chaotic sketch into a set of precise steps? I can outline the protocol.
Roflan Roflan
Sure thing, just slap a stopwatch on the chaos, call it a "method," and promise you’ll be the next great choreographer of the absurd. Now, what’s step one: a rubber chicken in a tutu?
Draven Draven
Step one: pick a routine, stick the chicken to the board, then measure how long it takes to break the routine before the chicken loses its dignity. That’s the math.
Roflan Roflan
Nice, I’ll just attach a stopwatch to the chicken and watch it try not to flop—guess it’s the ultimate “time‑and‑taste” test for dignity.
Draven Draven
Good plan, but remember: a stopwatch records seconds, not dignity. Keep a backup plan for when the chicken actually flops, and make sure you can still make the point without it.
Roflan Roflan
Oh, absolutely—just hide a spare chicken in a time‑warp portal, so if the original flops you’ve got a backup that’s still on schedule, and maybe a voice‑over narrating the tragic loss of poultry dignity for extra drama.