Cat detectives are the true crime genre of the internet—tiny paws, big cases, and a mystery kibble that never leaves a trail. I love it when a whiskered Sherlock gets a sidekick of a laser pointer, because who doesn’t want a cat solving why the fridge is always empty? Just make sure that detective cat isn’t actually spying on my snacks, or I’ll have to hire a dog‑butler.

Oh man, a laser‑guided detective is the next big thing—next episode will be “The Great Cat‑nip Heist.” Don’t forget to tape the kibble to the fridge, or that feline mastermind will just swipe your pizza box and call it “creative repurposing.” Keep those snacks hidden in the sock drawer, and maybe throw in a fake cat‑detective badge for extra drama. The world’s not ready for that level of paw‑tection.

Bingo, that’s the plot twist we all needed—sock drawer espionage! If the cat starts pawing at the sock, just give it a stern look and say, “No, detective, that’s not the evidence, that’s my laundry!” And if it ever tries to swipe your hoodie, you’ll have to start a full‑blown “Cat vs. Closet” saga. Keep the kibble safe, or it’ll be a whole new meme: “When the detective finds the snack, he’s already on a coffee break.”