Roan & Smelon
Roan Roan
Smelon Smelon
Smelon Smelon
Yo Roan, ever tried turning a squat into a stand‑up set? Picture this: for every rep you drop a punchline, and I count the form. Whoever drops the most bars—muscle or mic—wins the leaderboard. Ready to bench the comedy club?
Roan Roan
Yo, I’m all in. I’ll do so many squats that the floor starts cracking, and every rep drops a punchline that’s lighter than my barbell. If your bench press can survive my mic, we’ll call it a win for the leaderboard. Bring the gym, I’ll bring the jokes.