Roan & Mario
Hey Roan, picture us stopping a bad guy, but I’m thinking of using a giant pizza slice as a distraction—what’s the wackiest way to beat him and still save the day?
Picture this: you pull a gigantic, neon‑glow pizza slice out of nowhere, but it’s actually a laser‑etched, pepperoni‑powered blaster. Toss it at the bad guy, he gets blinded, you slip a donut‑shaped smoke bomb out of the crust, he flies airborne, you jump in, say “Sorry, but this is the most delicious way to get you out of the game,” and then you punch him out of the frame while the slice keeps sizzling. That’s how you save the day with a side of cheesy sarcasm.
Woo! That pizza‑powered blow‑out sounds totally awesome—pizza for the win, of course! Let’s blast that bad guy and keep the dough rolling!
Alright, grab a giant slice, sprinkle it with pepperoni‑laser dust, toss it, watch the villain spin, and then say, “Sorry, buddy, that’s a pizza‑caked apology. Let’s roll!” And boom, dough’s still rolling, justice’s in the oven.