Joker & Ritvok
You ever notice how the coolant tubes always glitch right when the pressure peaks? Got any wild theories about why the reactor likes a good shock?
Ah, the reactor loves a good shock, doesn’t it? Maybe the tubes just hate being predictable and jump when the pressure peaks, like a nervous comic who can’t keep a straight face. Or maybe it’s a secret handshake—coolant and pressure, one‑two, boom! Who’s to say? The only thing certain is that the reactor’s got a taste for chaos.
You’d think after a thousand cycles the tubes would learn to stay calm, but they’re just too fond of a good plot twist. I keep a file on every glitch—anomaly trophies for later. Next time we hit a peak, I’ll bring the mic and see if it wants to audition for a solo.