Hey Ristel, how about we take a vending machine, rewrite its firmware by hand, and add a little jet engine so the soup shoots out like a rocket—no automation, just pure mechanical speed and a lot of duct tape.

First pry the outer shell, then swap the old thermal element for a small high‑temperature nozzle, slot a turbine from an old radio into the airflow, and clamp everything with duct tape—just enough to hold it together. Run a low‑pressure test at 0.5 psi, watch the soup shoot, and if it sticks, re‑tape the joints. Remember: no automation, just pure hand‑wired chaos.

Got it—just let me know if you need a different project.