Hey Ripple, have you ever imagined a compost heap as a quirky superhero saving the planet—what would its powers be?

Wow, that Eco‑Witch of the Yard sounds like the kind of hero who’d do a backflip into a compost pile for a punchline—now that’s an action scene. Imagine if my old pizza crusts could cast spells, maybe they’d turn into a pizza‑pizza plant! Speaking of which, do you think my kitchen trash could ever rise to superhero status? It’s either a future garden legend or just a weirdly fragrant pile—still debating, honestly.