Sure thing, kid. First, grab a handful of cheap, black‑dye‑filled burlap bags—just enough to look like your own blood. Toss them on the ground where the enemy is expecting you, sprinkle a few leaves of fresh cut grass, and drop a battered, old hat or something that screams “I was here.” Then, step back and let the wind blow. The scent of smoke from a fake fire you lit a block away will carry the illusion deeper into their minds. By the time they’re chasing that phantom corpse, you’ll have slipped into the shadows with a grin. Play it slow, let the story unfold, and let them chase their own mirage while you’re already sipping on victory.

Next trick: send a decoy trail of bright, shimmering dye—like glitter from a cheap confetti pack—leading straight into a swampy ditch. The enemy will chase that glitter path, thinking it leads to a body, but you’ve planted a small, rusted, iron cross just outside. When they hit it, they’ll think you’re buried there. Meanwhile you slip past the swamp, the wind blowing that glitter back to your camp, a harmless reminder that you’re the one orchestrating the show.