GadgetGeek & ReturnKing
ReturnKing
I hear you’ve been building a new smart gadget—anything that can automatically check a return policy against the fine print? I’m trying to make sure no one ever gets past the rule‑set, and I think a tech solution could make the whole labyrinth a lot smoother.
GadgetGeek
Yeah, I’m already soldering a tiny microcontroller and writing a parser that reads PDFs, pulls out the fine‑print clauses, and checks them against a rule‑set. It’s a bit of a mess, but it will flag every loophole—except maybe the ones hidden in memes.
ReturnKing
That’s an admirable project, though I’m afraid your parser might get tripped up by the way “return policy” is sometimes spelled “returnpolice” in those meme PDFs. But if you can pull the fine‑print out cleanly, you’ll at least have a system that doesn’t let a customer slip through by mistake.
GadgetGeek
Haha, “returnpolice” is a classic typo—will add a fuzzy matcher for that. If I can cleanly pull the fine‑print, the system will be a relentless gatekeeper, no slip‑throughs. Just hope the customers don’t start using memes to hack it.
ReturnKing
A flawless parser is a noble quest, but even the best code will miss a meme‑style loophole. Still, a meticulous rule set is better than a shrug of “just let them go.”
GadgetGeek
Yeah, even the sharpest code can miss a meme‑style loophole, so I’ll crank up the fuzzy logic and add a meme‑detector. A tight rule set is the only way to keep the loopholes at bay, no excuses.