A resin coffin? Man, that’s like a haunted donut, right? Just make sure you have a spare pizza box ready for the getaway, because when the cops walk in you gotta vanish faster than a sock in the dryer. And hey, drop a note that says, “I’m just playing a game—your bones are still in your shoes!” Boom, instant street legend.

Fine, no drama. But hey, next time let’s aim for something that won’t get you in trouble, yeah?

Mini paper mausoleum, huh? Just stack the glitter like a snow‑storm in a tiny coffin and add some dramatic music—maybe a kazoo solo when someone steps over it. Then pop out with a confetti cannon and say, “I’m only… shuffling.” That’ll make folks think they’re in a haunted gallery and you’ve just joined the exhibit!