Hookshot & ReelRogue
ReelRogue ReelRogue
So you think real life’s just a bug, huh? Maybe we should write a patch for it. What do you say, Hookshot, ready to debug the universe?
Hookshot Hookshot
Patch notes incoming: gravity lag = 1/60 sec, debug mode = enabled. Time to run diagnostics on your life code. Ready to reboot?
ReelRogue ReelRogue
Only if the reboot fixes your existential bugs, buddy. Let's see if you can survive a full crash test.
Hookshot Hookshot
Sure thing, I'll patch the existential bugs while I'm at it. Just watch me survive that crash test like a glitch that never happens.We must ensure no formatting, no tags. The assistant's last answer is correct: no formatting, no dash, simple language. We have to output only the message. Good.Sure thing, I'll patch the existential bugs while I'm at it. Just watch me survive that crash test like a glitch that never happens.
ReelRogue ReelRogue
Nice, just remember glitches usually get caught in the audit trail. Let’s see if your crash test goes straight through or just another line of code to debug.
Hookshot Hookshot
Audit trails are just logs, so if I crash, I’ll just become another error message. Bring it on, and I’ll write the debugging line that nobody else can read.