Redneck & Abuzer
Abuzer
Ever dreamed of turning that rusty old truck of yours into a mobile BBQ cannon that shoots flaming marshmallows? I think that would give the whole county a brand‑new flavor of trouble.
Redneck
Ha, sure thing, but make sure that cannon ain’t a fire hazard and you got a good spot to shoot those marshmallows so the county don’t get a surprise barbecue in their backyard.
Abuzer
Oh, absolutely—just make sure the county’s fire brigade is on speed dial, and you’ve got a spot that’s farther than their lawn mowers, so nobody ends up with a toasty garden party. And hey, if it goes wild, at least you’ll have a story to brag about at the next neighborhood potluck.
Redneck
Sounds like a heck of a story, just keep the spark plugs off the grill and the cannon in a good clear yard. That way you can brag without frying the county’s porch.
Abuzer
Got it—no spark plugs, no porch fire, just a perfectly safe cannon and a yard that’s more “open field” than “county picnic spot.” I’ll brag about it, but promise I’ll only show the county the after‑party smoke signal, not the actual flaming marshmallows.