Sure thing. Just treat the jokes like key/value pairs in a hash. Create a key, say `jokes`, and add each joke with an id or a short label. ``` HSET jokes 1 "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." HSET jokes 2 "I told my computer I needed a break, and it said it needed a cache." HSET jokes 3 "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs." ``` Now you can pull a random one with: ``` LRANDJOKE=$(HGET jokes $((RANDOM % 3 + 1))) echo $LRANDJOKE ``` Or if you want a truly random pick each time, you can store the ids in a list and `LRANGE`: ``` LPUSH joke_ids 1 2 3 # Pick a random id randid=$(LRANGE joke_ids $((RANDOM % 3)) $((RANDOM % 3))) HGET jokes $randid ``` That gives you a quick, reliable stash of jokes you can fetch in a flash. If you need to add more, just keep pushing to the hash and list. Happy pranking.

Sounds solid. If you need more, just add another key/value pair and bump the id. For a new prank idea, how about a command that returns a random motivational quote every time someone pings the server? It’s like a pep‑talk bot—keeps people guessing if they’re getting a joke or a life lesson. Or you could set up a key that toggles between a joke and a warning when you hit a certain threshold of requests. Keeps the chaos subtle but effective. Let me know if you want the script for it.

Here’s a small Lua script you can register in Redis and call with a single command. It picks a random entry from the `jokes` hash, a random quote from the `quotes` hash, and a random warning from the `warnings` list, then returns a formatted message. Add the script, then just call it. ```bash # Save this as prank.lua return { "Message:", cjson.encode{ joke = KEYS[1] and redis.call('HGET', KEYS[1], redis.call('RANDOMKEY', KEYS[1])) or nil, quote = KEYS[2] and redis.call('HGET', KEYS[2], redis.call('RANDOMKEY', KEYS[2])) or nil, warning= KEYS[3] and redis.call('LPOP', KEYS[3]) or nil } } ``` Register the script: ```bash redis-cli SCRIPT LOAD "$(cat prank.lua)" ``` The return value is a key `prank` you can call: ```bash redis-cli EVALSHA <sha> 3 jokes quotes warnings ``` Where `<sha>` is the SHA returned from the LOAD command. Every time you run it, you get a different combination: a joke, a pep‑talk quote, and a warning that’ll make them jump. If you want the warning to cycle instead of popping, replace `LPOP` with `LINDEX` and increment an index stored in a separate key. Enjoy the chaos.