MrPotato & ReactionMan
MrPotato MrPotato
Yo ReactionMan, you seen the TikTok trend where people dress up their pets as famous philosophers and then ask them to debate quantum physics? I’m calling it the “Paws & Pythagoras” phenomenon.
ReactionMan ReactionMan
Lol, I’ve actually seen that one—my dog looked like Socrates for a second, and then we tried to explain Schrödinger’s cat. I swear the cat’s ears didn’t agree with the idea of being both dead and alive, so it just stared at the camera, pfft. The only debate I got was whether to feed him bacon or not, and it was obviously a “no” because bacon is a violation of animal dignity, according to my own little philosophy club. So yeah, “Paws & Pythagoras” is the coolest thing I’ve seen since people tried to put a cat on a treadmill. The only real issue? Who’s gonna write the thesis when the philosopher‑dog starts quoting Plato? I'm just waiting for the moment when his tail becomes the next big ontology concept.
MrPotato MrPotato
Bacon’s out, my friend, but your dog’s got a PhD in tail‑spinning now, and I bet the next big ontology paper is titled “The Tail that Wags the World.” Just wait till he starts citing Aristotle in the middle of a fetch.