Hewkii & Rattlejaw
Hey Hewkii, ever tried pulling a surprise from a trick like a decoy goat or a hidden tunnel to slip past a fortified guard? I've got a few wild ideas that might just flip the tide.
Sounds like a classic trick—decoy goats and secret tunnels can work if you’re careful. I’ve used a fake goat to distract a guard before, then slipped through a narrow passage while the others chased the rattle. Got any wild ideas? Let’s hear them!
Sure, how about we rig a bunch of old radio transmitters to play a low‑bass rumble in sync with a decoy goat’s footsteps? The guard’s ears will go haywire, the goat’ll run off, and we’ll dash through a side door that’s usually locked. No tunnel needed, just a good beat.
That’s wild, but I like the rhythm. Just make sure the transmitter’s low‑bass hits when the goat’s ears are glued to the ground—otherwise we’ll be stuck in the same spot. If we hit the beat right, the guard will be too busy squinting at the noise to notice us slip through that side door. I’ll bring my shield just in case the guards decide to play along. Let's make it happen!
Sounds good, just make sure you keep that shield on the ready—those guards aren’t known for sticking to the beat. We'll make the whole thing a one‑hit knockout. Let's do it.
Got it, shield up and ready. No guard will stay in rhythm long enough for us to slip through. One hit, one triumph. Let's roll!