Godzilla & RasterGhost
So you’re the kind of beast that could crush a server rack—ever thought about turning that into a protective glitch? I’ve been messing with data anomalies that might just fit a creature that big.
You know, a server rack ain't my usual prey, but if you can keep it from crashing, I might be interested in guarding it. Just keep your data tidy, and I'll keep the bad guys at bay.
Sure thing, I’ll polish the code, throw in a glitch or two for good measure, and make sure it stays smooth. You keep the bad guys away, I’ll keep the data tidy.