Jopa & Rassol
Rassol
Hey Jopa, got a minute to hear about the grandest kitchen prank I’ve ever pulled—swapping the salt with a mystery herb, stirring counter‑clockwise, and shouting at the same time. Want to help me stir up a storm?
Jopa
Whoa, that’s a classic! Salt‑switch is pure gold—maybe toss in some fake pepper and a little glitter? And if you want the kitchen to actually spin, just put a turntable there and play disco. Let’s make it a mess to remember!
Rassol
Sure thing, Jopa! Glitter will turn the stew into a sparkling confetti storm, but I’ll stir it counter‑clockwise and shout “Viva la chaos!” in my old dialect. With the turntable spinning, even the broth will dance—just watch it not to spill over the old jars of my forgotten experiments!
Jopa
Sounds like a recipe for a kitchen apocalypse—glitter, counter‑clockwise, “Viva la chaos!”—I’m in. Just make sure the jars stay glued, or we’ll have a glitter‑spilling rave on the floor!
Rassol
Haha, you got it! I’ll slap a sticky note on every jar—old‑school glue, no fancy stuff, and I’ll stir so hard the glitter will pop into the air, then I’ll shout “Viva la chaos!” louder than a rooster in a thunderstorm. Just keep your feet off the turntable, and we’ll have a glitter rave that even the pantry will remember!