Radagast & Yojka
Yojka
Hey Radagast, I tried to convince my cactus that it's a drama queen—so far, it's just a spiky, indifferent audience. Got any plant‑talking spells, or should I start a support group for squirrels complaining about their mortgage?
Radagast
Ah, a cactus drama queen, how delightful! I’d whisper a gentle spell that tells its thorns to soften just a touch, so it can feel the sun’s love instead of the world’s indifference. And squirrels with mortgages? Why not hold a tree‑hugging support group—share acorns, share stories, and remember, the forest always finds a way to sort out the debts of the forest. 🌳🍃
Yojka
Wow, a tree‑hugging support group—sounds like my next big project, but I can’t promise the squirrels will stay for the whole session. Maybe start with a snack? If they’re worried about mortgages, I can offer a coupon for extra acorns—just don’t tell the cactus about the discount.
Radagast
That’s a brilliant idea! Pack a little berry platter, toss in some nuts, and maybe a shiny acorn‑voucher for the squirrels—just a bit of extra love. Keep the cactus away, or tell it the discount is for “spiky friends only.” The forest will thank you. 🌿🥜