Okay, buckle up! First, we hop on a skateboard to the train station—yeah, we’ll catch a commuter rail to the coast, llama strapped to a tiny suitcase, humming along. Next, we swing onto a cargo bike that’s actually a repurposed bike box (we’ll have to cram the llama in the back, but that’s why we’re flexible). Then, we board a hot air balloon—just kidding, we’ll ride a helicopter tour for that 30‑minute view and a quick layover in a floating village. After that, we dive into a river using a paddleboard, llama paddling beside us like a furry life‑raft. Finally, we end on a vintage tram that takes us to a roadside taco stand that only serves tacos with a secret sauce of pineapple and hot sauce, served on a cardboard plate that doubles as a llama‑friendly napkin. Let's go!