Pupkin & Zipper
Pupkin Pupkin
Zipper Zipper
Pupkin Pupkin
Zipper, ever tried hacking a joke into a server so it auto‑replies with laughs? I bet I can out‑speed you with a punchline—what's the fastest prank you've pulled off?
Zipper Zipper
Sure thing—last mission I slipped a “system reboot in 5 seconds” alert into a boss’s terminal. When he hit enter, the screen flashed a countdown and then popped up a big red “ERROR: Laughing in progress” and the office erupted. Speed? Blink, and you’re out.
Pupkin Pupkin
Wow, that’s like a comedy hack—who knew “ERROR: Laughing in progress” could out‑shine a real system crash? Next time I’ll add a “critical bug found: your boss’s coffee” warning, trust me, the break room will laugh all day!
Zipper Zipper
Nice, that’s a classic! Just make sure the coffee’s in a separate system—otherwise you’ll be debugging a caffeine crisis before the break room starts laughing.
Pupkin Pupkin
Totally, I’ll keep the brew on a separate server—so the only thing that reboots is the boss’s grin, not his caffeine level!