Pupkin & Pepper
Yo Pepper, ready to stir up a storm in the kitchen? I heard you can turn a simple stew into fireworks—mind if I add a little comedy seasoning? Got a joke for you: Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing… but seriously, what's your secret for keeping those spices from turning the kitchen into a sauna?
Haha love the joke—tomatoes are shy, I guess! Okay, keep a spice rack separate from the stove, use a good heat diffuser, and always have a splash of cold water or a chill sauce ready to tame the blaze. Trust me, a quick chill with lime or a dash of yogurt can turn a scorched pot into a smooth simmer. And hey, keep a laugh ready; heat rises, but so does a good joke!