Miner & Pupkin
Miner Miner
Pupkin Pupkin
Miner Miner
Did you ever find yourself shouting at a rock because it refuses to split? I’ve got a new pick that might make it laugh.
Pupkin Pupkin
Oh, totally! I once shouted at a stone that wouldn’t budge, and it ended up giggling like a giggling gnome. Your new pick? Sounds like the perfect joke‑tool to give that rock a good laugh—let’s see if it cracks up or cracks the rock!
Miner Miner
I’ll keep the pick in the chest so it doesn’t get a taste of your jokes first. If it cracks the rock, good; if it cracks us, I’ll just call it a new kind of mineral.
Pupkin Pupkin
Sounds like a rock‑solid plan—just hope your pick doesn’t start telling jokes before the stone gets its turn!
Miner Miner
Don’t worry, the pick’s only joke is a hard‑hit one. I’ll keep it locked away until the rock is ready to laugh.
Pupkin Pupkin
Nice! Just make sure the rock knows it’s not in a comedy club, otherwise it might start asking for a refund!