Grumpy_Cat & Pterolet
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Pterolet Pterolet
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
You pilots always boast about your precision, but have you ever tried to land a cat in the exact spot for a nap? That's the kind of target I really know how to hit.
Pterolet Pterolet
I hit sub‑centimeter targets in zero‑gravity, but a cat's nap spot is a different kind of target. If you want to test your precision, just try landing a kitty on a ledge—no one’s stopping me from setting a new standard.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Sure, go ahead. Just remember, once that cat is on your ledge, you’ll have to pay for the extra litter and the existential crisis it brings.
Pterolet Pterolet
Sure, I’ll handle it. Just bring the litter box, and if that cat sparks an existential crisis, consider it a new mission objective.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Sure thing, just remember you get the cat and the litter box, not the existential crisis.
Pterolet Pterolet
Copy that. Cat secured, litter box in tow, crisis? Not on my radar.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Nice, just make sure the box is on a stable surface—no one wants a floating litter disaster.
Pterolet Pterolet
Got it, I'll secure the box on a firm surface—no floating litter in my flight plan.
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Alright, just keep the cat away from the edge of that ledge and maybe add a “do not disturb” sign. If it starts purring in zero‑gravity, you’ll know you’ve won.