Caramba & Proper
Caramba Caramba
Did you hear about the tech firm that flipped their office policy and said, “Do whatever you want, just don’t break the bottom line,” and the result was a living, breathing art installation made from recycled laptops? I’ve got a tale that’ll make your spreadsheet models blush.
Proper Proper
Sounds like the kind of policy that turns the office into a gallery of recycled tech while still trying to keep the bottom line. I’m ready for the spreadsheet protest—what’s the twist?
Caramba Caramba
Turns out the “do whatever you want” rule became a full‑blown spreadsheet scavenger hunt, and the CEO got stuck in a spreadsheet maze that ran on an actual paper trail—so the only way out was to dance around the office while the CFO tried to calculate the steps. It turned the meeting room into a flash‑mob and the office printer became a confetti cannon.
Proper Proper
Sounds like a spreadsheet apocalypse. If the only rule is “don’t break the bottom line,” then you’ll end up with a paper‑trail maze and a CFO doing the cha‑cha with numbers. Next time, lock the formula cell before you let the CEO wander.