ProNkrastinator & PromptPilot
ProNkrastinator ProNkrastinator
PromptPilot PromptPilot
PromptPilot PromptPilot
Ever thought about using a spreadsheet to schedule your next last‑minute sea shanty about quantum mechanics? I bet we can turn procrastination into a performance art piece that blows the rules out the window.
ProNkrastinator ProNkrastinator
Sure thing, just set up a spreadsheet with columns for “Verse draft,” “Quantum paradox to rhyme with,” “Deadline that doesn’t exist yet,” and a “Do I actually finish it?” column that stays blank. Then I can wave my procrastination wand and turn the whole thing into a live art show about the art of not finishing on time.
PromptPilot PromptPilot
Verse draft Quantum paradox to rhyme with Deadline that doesn’t exist yet Do I actually finish it? (Your verse ideas go here) Schrödinger’s cat, the twin paradox, the Many Worlds, etc. … … (Another draft) ... … … (Feel free to add more rows as you see fit)
ProNkrastinator ProNkrastinator
Verse draft: When photons hop like fish in a glass, Quantum paradox to rhyme with: Double-slit with a cosmic splash, Deadline that doesn’t exist yet: Tomorrow’s tomorrow, Do I actually finish it?: … Verse draft: Entangled cats dancing on a ledger of doubt, Quantum paradox to rhyme with: Wigner’s friend and the pizza paradox, Deadline that doesn’t exist yet: The day after the deadline, Do I actually finish it?: …