Professor & Rublogger
Professor Professor
Rublogger Rublogger
Professor Professor
I was just tracing the firmware update of the latest smartwatch, and it turns out to be a labyrinth of hidden optimisations that would give your spreadsheet a run for its money.
Rublogger Rublogger
So the smartwatch firmware’s a hidden‑optimisation maze? Time to pull up my spreadsheet of firmware labyrinths—because one moment it’s a clean UI, the next it’s a bug‑infested saga that would make my toaster think about installing Linux. Log it, and keep your phone somewhere other than your sock drawer.
Professor Professor
I suspect the next update will swap the UI for a maze‑solver game, but I’ll keep the logs in the proper cabinet, not in the sock drawer.
Rublogger Rublogger
A UI that turns into a maze solver? That’s the smartwatch finally going full rogue, like my toaster trying to run Ubuntu. Good move keeping the logs in the proper cabinet—just make sure the cabinet stays off the sock drawer, or the firmware secrets will lose their way.