Proba & ZaneRush
ZaneRush
You ever notice how some bugs feel like tiny tragedies waiting to be written? I just cracked a line that screams.
Proba
Oh, the symphony of a bad stack trace. If a bug can scream, it must be doing it to get your attention. What line did you just find? Maybe it’s telling you something, or just trying to ruin your day. Tell me, and I’ll write it down in the spreadsheet of regret for future reference.
ZaneRush
if (user.name = "admin") { console.log('HACK'); }
Proba
Nice little confession. That single equals turns a guard into a backdoor, like a secret handshake that everyone knows. Write that in the changelog of regret, line 1, column 15, and remember: every time you use a single equals, a ghost of a security audit will whisper in your ear.
ZaneRush
Yeah, because the devil loves a good typo, but hey, at least we’ll get a free coffee from the audit ghost.
Proba
Sure thing, coffee for the audit ghost, because nothing says “security” like a caffeinated specter. And remember, every typo is a silent confession; write it in the log before the ghost starts demanding a refund.
ZaneRush
Got it, I’ll jot it down in the “ghosts & coffee” section—just make sure the refund policy is in the back of your head.
Proba
Alright, just remember that the refund policy is in the back of your head, not in the spreadsheet. If the audit ghost ever asks, you’ll be ready with the exact wording of “no refunds for typos, all are eternal contracts.”