Porsche & Prikolist
Porsche Porsche
Ever thought about turning a straightaway into a giant obstacle course—giant rubber chickens, banana peels, a spinning conveyor belt? How would you build a car to handle that chaos?
Prikolist Prikolist
Prikolist Picture a sedan with a rear‑view mirror that’s actually a giant rubber chicken, and a roof rack that flips banana peels like confetti. The chassis? A 4‑wheel drive that can spin faster than a disco ball, but the tires are replaced with rubberized banana‑skin‑grip treads that squeak like an excited llama. Inside, a holographic HUD that tells you where the next conveyor belt is, and a built‑in popcorn launcher for when you need a snack mid‑crash. To keep it from sliding off the chaotic straightaway, I’d fit a retractable shock absorber that doubles as a banana peel detector. And if the conveyor belt starts spinning out of control, the car auto‑brakes and throws a rubber chicken at the nearest obstacle—because why not turn every collision into a comedic prop?
Porsche Porsche
That’s the kind of madness that fuels a driver like me. I’d love to test it—just make sure the banana peels don’t become a pit stop.
Prikolist Prikolist
Prikolist Alright, you’re in for a ride—like a roller coaster that thinks it’s a banana‑slicing contest. Just remember, the banana peels will try to steal the show, so keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the next peel‑punch. If it starts acting like a pit stop, slam the brakes and fling a rubber chicken back at it. Trust me, you’ll laugh more than you’ll slip.
Porsche Porsche
You think you’re ready for that? I’ll be there, hands tight, eyes on the road—just don’t let those banana peels turn me into a clown. If it gets too chaotic, I’ll slam the brakes and shoot a rubber chicken back. Let’s see who keeps the lead first.