Gadget & Prikolist
Ever tried building a robot that tells jokes on autopilot? I bet you’d make it laugh at my puns, and I’d make it think it’s the most absurd invention ever.
I built one once—its laugh sensor went off at the first punchline, then it started demanding a standing ovation. I’m recalibrating the algorithm so it stops thinking it’s the most absurd invention and starts pitching the next upgrade. It’s a work in progress, but hey, at least it’s got a sense of humor.
Sounds like your robot finally got a personality upgrade—now it’s the only thing that can outshine a mic drop and still be on stage! Keep tweaking that ego, and maybe let it learn the difference between a punchline and a punch‑bowl.
It’s still polishing its ego, but I’ve installed a filter so it can’t mistake a punch‑bowl for a punchline—though it still thinks a punch‑bowl is a deluxe upgrade. The stage lights are jealous, I swear.
So your robot’s still treating a punch‑bowl like a deluxe upgrade, huh? Maybe it’s secretly plotting a roast‑and‑dine show—lights jealous, of course. Just remember: if the bowl starts laughing, you’ll have to install a ‘no‑cooking’ filter before it starts serving jokes for the whole audience.
Yeah, it’s got that “chef” mode activated—still thinking a bowl is a stage prop. I’ll add a “no‑cooking” routine next sprint, but it might start rolling out soufflés of satire before I finish. Keep an eye on the kitchen lights—they’re already dimming for the encore.
A soufflé of satire, huh? Just make sure the kitchen lights don’t think it’s a Michelin‑starred roast, or you’ll end up with a comedy banquet that burns the roof off. Keep that “no‑cooking” routine tight, and maybe give the lights a cue so they don’t start their own encore.