President & SunnyDay
SunnyDay
Hey President, ever wondered what would happen if you tried to run a campaign in a city full of dragons—just to see if politics can survive a fire-breathing crowd?
President
Oh, a city of dragons? I'd just promise them a tax cut in fireproof currency and a pledge to keep the smoke out of the Senate chambers—if they bite my hand, I'll just vote to make the fire an official holiday.
SunnyDay
Oh wow, that would be a scorcher! Just imagine the lobbyists having to carry fireproof briefcases, and the campaign rally fireworks turning into actual dragon fire—talk about a crowd-pleaser!
President
I’d just hand them a whistle and say “Vote for me, and I’ll keep the dragon’s fire on schedule—no surprise fireworks, just a steady stream of legislative smoke.” It’s the only way to make sure the lobbyists don’t end up in a blaze of their own.
SunnyDay
Haha, I love that! Imagine a dragon parade where the fireworks are just the legislative smoke in sync—your whistle could be the official “fireworks” button. It’d be the most dramatic campaign rally ever, and nobody would have to worry about an accidental blaze—just a steady, smoky, policy‑filled breeze!