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President President
You know, the only thing that can outwit a wilderness survival plan is the bureaucracy that tries to hold it hostage. Ever seen a red tape trail?
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Red tape’s the worst kind of obstacle—just like a thorny trail that slows you down and makes you feel like a bureaucrat in the wilderness. The only thing I can do is keep my maps and my phone handy, then just sprint past the paperwork and get back to the field. Just don’t forget your compass.
President President
Well, if your compass is as reliable as your paperwork, you’re in trouble. But hey, at least your phone will pick up a signal when the jungle finally lets you breathe.