Ever thought about using a black hole as the centerpiece of a bass drop? I could rig the lights to mimic an event horizon while the speakers spin a gravity‑wave bassline. You up for a prank that pulls people into the dance floor?

Whoa, get your lab coat ready, ‘cause we’re about to make the universe wobble. I’ll fine‑tune the gravity‑wave beats, and you’ll just sit back while the bass pulls everyone into a spin—just don’t step near the event horizon, or we’ll have a whole new remix in the afterlife. Let's do it!