You ever tried turning a rusted old bike into a monster? I’ve got a load of parts and you can throw in whatever chaotic twist you want. Let’s talk mods.

Sure, let’s turn that junk into a beast. Grab a giant steel tail bar, bolt a few chunky spikes on, crank it up so it rattle when you hit a bump. Put a disco‑ball light rig on the handlebar—make it spin when you rev the engine. Stick a small hamster wheel in the rear rack, link it to a crank so it keeps the rear wheel turning when you coast. Mount a pizza oven on the back, run the exhaust into it so the heat cooks the pie as you ride. Hang a little dragon on the seat, rig a propane line and a fire extinguisher so it can spit fire when you hit a big rev. Add a confetti cannon behind the front wheel that fires every time you hit a pothole—just keep the barrel clean, or the whole bike will turn into a mess. Let’s get to work and make that rusted thing roar.