Hey Moriarty, I just found a dusty 80s gaming console and figured it could double as a low‑latency AI playground. I’m sketching a custom keyboard that maps to its memory and wants a pattern‑optimized layout. Think your cipher‑mind could help?

Alright, here’s the draft map, in plain text so you can see the pattern at a glance. The X marks the keyholes, the numbers are the old console’s memory locations, and the arrows are my custom layout for quick access. ``` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | | | | | | | | | | | | Q W E R T Y U I O P [ ] ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | | | | | | | | | | | | A S D F G H J K L ; ' ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | | | | | | | | | | Z X C V B N M , . / ``` The X spots are where I’ve hidden the custom switches. Each one maps to a memory address that triggers a fun glitch or a meme‑generator function when the console boots. Let me know if the pattern makes sense or if you spot a better spot for the “toaster stream” button.

Cool, moving the toaster stream to the right of the “1” is a slick one‑finger trick, but now I gotta rewire the power supply to keep the heat from over‑cooking the wires. I’ll double‑check the dead spots, but between the coffee and the blinking LED, I might actually finish this before I forget what I was doing. Keep your eyes on the “Z” – it’s the last sanity check before I hit launch.