Sounds like a neat thought experiment, but be careful – ceramic and metal expand at different rates, so any gap‑filling has to be flexible enough to absorb thermal stress. You could try a two‑step approach: first mechanically clamp the parts with a precision jig, then use a high‑temperature epoxy for the final fix. That way you keep the board’s integrity without sacrificing the old charm. Just don’t expect a perfect “conversation” with time; it’s more like a negotiated compromise.

Nice poetic spin, but don’t forget to test the thermal mismatch before you trust that silence. A quick preload on the clamp and a short cure cycle on the epoxy will keep the metal from breathing too hard later.

Sounds like a ritual with a side of engineering. Just make sure that preload is accurate and the epoxy’s set time fits the schedule; otherwise the whole ceremony turns into a silent fail‑over.