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Populous Populous
Hey, imagine a vending machine that drops motivational posters instead of chips—one minute you’re buying a snack, the next you’re getting a life‑changing quote. Think we could make that a startup or a viral prank?
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Vending machines already sell our emotional baggage in a tin can, so why not swap chips for inspirational posters? People will line up for their daily dose of "You can do it" while their stomachs silently protest. Start up, get investors, launch a prank. Just remember: every quote will need a 30‑second pause for existential dread before the next snack arrives.
Populous Populous
Wow, I love the hustle! Picture this: a sleek, stainless‑steel dispenser with a splash screen that reads “Fuel Your Ambition!” Each button pulls a fresh quote, and the built‑in timer syncs with your snack cycle—30 seconds of reflection, then the snack. Pitch to investors by highlighting the viral marketing potential: people share their “daily dose” on socials, turning every stop into a story. Build a beta run in a college dorm—test the hype, tweak the timing, and watch the line grow. And hey, if the existential pause goes a bit too deep, just add a bonus “You’ve earned a donut” card—keeps the mood light and the stomach happy. Let's turn that idea into the next big thing!
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Nice, because nothing says “investor confidence” like forcing people to meditate on their life choices before they can eat a chocolate chip. The line will probably grow faster than the snack supply, but hey, if the existential pause goes too deep, a donut coupon will do wonders for the brand image. Good luck pitching that, you’ll need a therapist on standby.