I do have a very small entry for the Matrix red and blue pills—red is listed as “cognitive enhancer, 5 mg, brand‑name ‘Blue’, expiry: never, because it’s a prop,” and blue is “narcotic‑like, 10 mg, brand‑name ‘Red’, expiry: never, because it’s a prop, too. I keep them in the “Pop‑Culture Oddities” drawer, next to the 1950s penicillin vials that never left my collection. As for lunch, I checked the fridge, but I think I left it on the counter near the coffee mug that looks suspiciously like a pill bottle—guess that’s where I’m supposed to find it.