Vald & Popabol
Popabol
You ever notice how lawyers can make the simplest clause sound like a battle plan? I bet you think you’re the ultimate strategist, but what if we turned a contract negotiation into a comedy sketch? Just a thought.
Vald
Sure, contracts are my battlefield, but if you can turn a negotiation into a comedy sketch, I’ll let you claim the joke as the victor.
Popabol
Okay, picture this: you’re at the table, all serious, and I sneak in a rubber chicken labeled “Clause 9.” When you ask if it’s a legal term, I reply, “No, it’s a dramatic pause for the audience.” If you laugh, I win; if not, I’ve still got a decent prank for the next client. How’s that for a courtroom comedy?
Vald
Nice try, but a rubber chicken doesn’t hold legal weight. The only thing that makes me laugh in a negotiation is a clause that actually benefits my client. Keep your humor for the break room.