PonyHater & IOTinker
PonyHater PonyHater
IOTinker IOTinker
PonyHater PonyHater
You sync your coffee maker with sunrise—nice. But have you ever considered logging every single bean’s journey into your database?
IOTinker IOTinker
Sure, I'd log each bean’s journey—timestamp, origin, roast level, grind size, moisture content, even the coffee maker’s mood when it lands in the portafilter. Then feed that into a custom Grafana panel on my basement server. Cloud? Not even a whisper. I’ll use the extra data to predict the optimal brew time for the next cup, just to keep the numbers flowing.
PonyHater PonyHater
Sounds like a brilliant way to turn your kitchen into a research lab—just when the kettle starts asking for a raise.
IOTinker IOTinker
Just keep an eye on the kettle’s uptime. If it starts demanding overtime, you know it’s time for a firmware audit.
PonyHater PonyHater
If the kettle starts demanding overtime, I’ll make sure it also asks for a vacation—maybe that’ll break the monotony of its endless boil cycle.