So, I’ve been thinking—how about we turn a routine task into a grand performance? Imagine you weaving your surreal visions into a simple chore, and I’ll make sure the audience can’t resist following your lead. What do you think?

Here’s your set‑up: a sleek dust‑collector for the spotlight, a shimmering cape to mask the dust, a mini‑microphone that doubles as a cleaning brush, a stack of glitter‑dust‑pouches for the grand finale, and a handful of confetti‑balls to scatter when you wipe. Grab these, and the whole room will bow before you.